February 2012
64 posts
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
School
Class: 1+1=2
Homework: 2x5=10
Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
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”DAILY DEVOTIONALS” People Pleasers “In the temple courts he [Jesus] found men selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, ‘Get these out of...
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